Christmas Humor Pictures

Christmas Humor Pictures

Ho Ho Ho! Its the holidays time for some fun, jokes and healthy humor, for good ol Santa's coming to town to keep you on the razzle and let you jingle all the way! And guess who's there with Santa to paint the town red this Christmas? It's none other than Rudolph, Santa's favorite reindeer! You know, he's been really run off his feet gearing up for Christmas and helping Santa get his act together. Now, everything's in apple-pie order the sleigh's all shiny and ready for take off and so is the roly-poly jolly old man with his BIG bag of gifts and goodies! But while he's busy delighting the kiddos, why don't you do your bit and spread some holiday humor? It's a carnival calling and you, of course, don't need a reason to send Christmas jokes and share some fun. So here follow some Christmas jokes to have your friends and folks rolling in all the humor.


Christmas Eve Accident
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
"They're Carol's."


Christmas Present
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

Christmas Humor Pictures